Minor Task Major Cooldown Shirt | Chronic Fatigue & Spoonie Humor Tee
Minor task. Major cooldown.
A dark humor graphic tee for anyone whose body treats small tasks like they require a full recovery window afterward.
This design is made for people living with chronic fatigue, chronic illness, chronic pain, disability, spoonie life, post-exertional crashes, POTS, dysautonomia, burnout, invisible illness, and low-energy days. The hourglass design makes it especially fitting for chronically ill gamers, disabled gamers, RPG fans, and anyone who knows that laundry, showering, errands, or social plans can come with a cooldown timer.
Wear it for recovery days, appointments, errands, gaming sessions, work-from-home days, or any day when even “minor” tasks have boss-level consequences.
This shirt is part of Given the Conditions, a collection from the Emberosis world created by Onyxicca. Given the Conditions is also my newsletter, where I write about chronic illness, rest, resilience, adaptation, gaming, dark aesthetics, and living meaningfully under real conditions.
Read the blog and join the newsletter here:
https://emberosis.com/pages/blog
Joining the Emberosis membership signs you up for the newsletter and gives you 10% off shop products, including designs from the Given the Conditions collection.
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- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Emberosis
- Email: contact@support.emberosis.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Minor Task Major Cooldown Shirt | Chronic Fatigue & Spoonie Humor Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
