Rare Spawn Functional Day Shirt | Chronic Illness & Spoonie Humor Tee
Rare Spawn: Functional Day.
Spawn rate: unknown. Do not scare it away.
A dark humor graphic tee for anyone who knows that a genuinely functional day can feel like a rare event worth protecting.
This design is made for people living with chronic illness, chronic fatigue, invisible illness, spoonie life, disability, pain flares, low energy, burnout, neurodivergent overwhelm, or unpredictable body days. Styled like a rare spawn alert from a game, it captures that fragile little miracle of having enough energy, focus, and stability to do things without immediately paying for it.
Perfect for chronically ill gamers, disabled gamers, spoonies, cozy gamers, tired creatives, and anyone who has ever whispered, “I feel okay today,” then immediately feared they had summoned consequences.
Part of Between Battles, an Emberosis collection of darkly designed apparel, accessories, journals, and everyday tools for gamers, spoonies, chronically ill people, and anyone living life with real limits.
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https://BetweenBattles.com
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Wear it for the rare productive day, the almost-normal day, the “please nobody ask too much of me” day, the doctor appointment day, the careful errand day, or the precious window of functionality you are trying very hard not to spook.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Emberosis
- Email: contact@support.emberosis.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Rare Spawn Functional Day Shirt | Chronic Illness & Spoonie Humor Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
