Unsupported Shoulder Instant Regret Shirt | Hypermobility & Chronic Illness Humor Tee
Unsupported Shoulder = Instant Regret.
A darkly funny graphic tee for anyone whose shoulder has ever decided that “resting casually” was apparently too ambitious.
This design features a skeletal ribcage, warning symbol, and target-style shoulder pain graphic, making it perfect for people who live with hypermobility, chronic pain, connective tissue disorders, EDS-inspired struggles, POTS-adjacent fatigue, spoonie life, disabled gamer life, or simply a body that treats basic posture like an optional side quest.
Part medical humor, part gothic wellness, part “my joints have entered combat.”
This shirt is part of Given the Conditions, a collection from the Emberosis world created by Onyxicca. Given the Conditions is also an Emberosis newsletter exploring life, chronic illness, resilience, rest, adaptation, gaming, dark aesthetics, and continuing forward without pretending the conditions are easy.
Explore the blog and newsletter here:
https://emberosis.com/pages/blog
Joining the Emberosis membership also signs you up for the newsletter and gives you 10% off shop products, including designs from this collection.
Wear it for gaming, errands, appointments, recovery days, flare days, or those suspiciously dangerous moments when your arm is simply existing at the wrong angle.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Emberosis
- Email: contact@support.emberosis.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Unsupported Shoulder Instant Regret Shirt | Hypermobility & Chronic Illness Humor Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
