You Died Stood Up Too Fast Long Sleeve Shirt | POTS Dysautonomia Gamer Humor Sweatshirt product image (1)
You Died Stood Up Too Fast Long Sleeve Shirt | POTS Dysautonomia Gamer Humor Sweatshirt product image (2)
You Died Stood Up Too Fast Long Sleeve Shirt | POTS Dysautonomia Gamer Humor Sweatshirt product image (3)
You Died Stood Up Too Fast Long Sleeve Shirt | POTS Dysautonomia Gamer Humor Sweatshirt product image (4)
You Died Stood Up Too Fast Long Sleeve Shirt | POTS Dysautonomia Gamer Humor Sweatshirt product image (5)
You Died Stood Up Too Fast Long Sleeve Shirt | POTS Dysautonomia Gamer Humor Sweatshirt product image (1)
You Died Stood Up Too Fast Long Sleeve Shirt | POTS Dysautonomia Gamer Humor Sweatshirt product image (2)
You Died Stood Up Too Fast Long Sleeve Shirt | POTS Dysautonomia Gamer Humor Sweatshirt product image (3)
You Died Stood Up Too Fast Long Sleeve Shirt | POTS Dysautonomia Gamer Humor Sweatshirt product image (4)
You Died Stood Up Too Fast Long Sleeve Shirt | POTS Dysautonomia Gamer Humor Sweatshirt product image (5)

You Died Stood Up Too Fast Long Sleeve Shirt | POTS Dysautonomia Gamer Humor Sweatshirt

¥7,698 JPY
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Cause: stood up too fast.
Respawn available after sitting on the floor for 3 minutes.

A dark humor gamer-style long sleeve shirt for anyone whose body treats standing up like a sudden death screen.

This “You Died Stood Up Too Fast” design is made for people who understand dizziness, lightheadedness, fainting spells, blood pressure weirdness, POTS, dysautonomia, orthostatic intolerance, chronic illness, fatigue, and the very specific experience of needing to sit down immediately before your body rage-quits the room.

The front design features a retro game-inspired death screen with a red skull, “You Died,” and the painfully familiar cause: stood up too fast. The sleeves include small red skull details, giving the whole piece a darker arcade-meets-dungeon vibe without making it too loud.

Perfect for chronically ill gamers, disabled gamers, spoonies, dysautonomia warriors, POTS humor lovers, dark humor people, and anyone who has ever had to respawn from the floor.

Why you might like it:

  • Gamer-inspired “You Died” death screen design
  • Dark humor for POTS, dysautonomia, dizziness, and chronic illness life
  • Red skull sleeve details for extra cursed-status energy
  • Great for low-energy days, doctor appointments, gaming nights, or casual everyday wear
  • Part of Between Battles, an Emberosis collection for gamers, spoonies, chronically ill people, and real bodies with real limits

Care instructions:
Follow the care instructions provided with your item to help preserve the print and fabric.

Part of Between Battles, an Emberosis collection of darkly designed apparel, accessories, journals, and everyday tools for gamers, spoonies, chronically ill people, and anyone living life with real limits.

Read the blog for more behind the collection:

https://betweenbattles.com/ 

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  • 100% soft ring-spun cotton
  • Midweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
  • Topstitched, classic width collar
  • Twill-taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
  • Ribbed cuffs
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

You Died Stood Up Too Fast Long Sleeve Shirt | POTS Dysautonomia Gamer Humor Sweatshirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.63
18.25
31.88
M
28
20.25
33.75
L
29.75
22
36.88
XL
30.75
24
37.25
2XL
31.6
26
38.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
39.75

Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare it with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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