Hydration Patch 3.7 Shirt | POTS Dysautonomia & Chronic Illness Humor Tee
Hydration Patch 3.7: status unstable.
Patch notes: thirst increased, stomach capacity reduced, electrolyte dependency under review, sleep interruption frequency increased.
A dark humor graphic tee for anyone whose hydration system seems to be running on questionable software.
This design is made for people who understand the endless hydration balancing act that can come with chronic illness, POTS, dysautonomia, orthostatic intolerance, electrolyte dependence, chronic dehydration, fatigue, nausea, sleep interruption, and spoonie life. Styled like a retro computer update window, it turns the absurd little maintenance tasks of living in a complicated body into something funny, wearable, and instantly recognizable.
Perfect for chronically ill gamers, disabled gamers, spoonies, people with POTS or dysautonomia, electrolyte packet loyalists, hydration bottle collectors, and anyone whose body keeps demanding water while refusing to make the process convenient.
Part of Between Battles, an Emberosis collection of darkly designed apparel, accessories, journals, and everyday tools for gamers, spoonies, chronically ill people, and anyone living life with real limits.
Read the blog for more behind the collection:
https://BetweenBattles.com
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Wear it for gaming sessions, doctor appointments, flare days, recovery days, hydration reminder days, infusion days, low-energy errands, or any moment when your water bottle has become a permanent party member.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Emberosis
- Email: contact@support.emberosis.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Hydration Patch 3.7 Shirt | POTS Dysautonomia & Chronic Illness Humor Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
