Functioning Within Parameters Hat | Chronic Illness & Spoonie Humor Cap
Functioning within parameters.
A subtle chronic illness humor baseball cap for the days when you are technically operational, but only within very specific limits.
This design is made for people living with chronic illness, disability, chronic fatigue, chronic pain, POTS, dysautonomia, invisible illness, spoonie life, burnout, and fluctuating capacity. It is understated enough for everyday wear while still speaking directly to anyone who understands that “functioning” does not always mean feeling fine.
This soft, worn-in baseball cap has a relaxed low-profile fit, making it easy to wear on errands, casual coffee runs, appointments, recovery walks, market trips, travel days, or any day you are operating under carefully negotiated conditions.
This hat is part of Given the Conditions, a collection from the Emberosis world created by Onyxicca. Given the Conditions is also my newsletter, where I write about chronic illness, rest, resilience, adaptation, gaming, dark aesthetics, and living meaningfully under real conditions.
Read the blog and join the newsletter here:
https://emberosis.com/pages/blog
Joining the Emberosis membership signs you up for the newsletter and gives you 10% off shop products, including designs from the Given the Conditions collection.
Product details:
100% cotton. Unstructured 6-panel low-profile cap with soft crown, 6 sewn eyelets, 6-row stitching on visor, pre-curved visor, seamed front panel without buckram, matching fabric adjustable strap, antique brass metal snap buckle, matching undervisor, and cotton twill sweatband. Head circumference: 21.65″–25.19″ / 55 cm–64 cm.
More details
- 100% cotton
- Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
- Soft crown
- 6 sewn eyelets
- 6-row stitching on visor
- Pre-curved visor
- Seamed front panel without buckram
- Matching fabric adjustable strap
- Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish
- Matching undervisor and cotton twill sweatband
- Head circumference: 21.65″–25.19″ (55 cm–64 cm)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Emberosis
- Email: contact@support.emberosis.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Head circumference: 21.65″–25.19″ (55 cm–64 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
