Additional Sodium Water Bottle | POTS Dysautonomia & Electrolyte Humor
This action requires additional sodium.
A dark humor stainless steel water bottle for anyone whose hydration routine comes with salt, electrolytes, and a suspicious amount of body maintenance.
This design is especially fitting for people living with POTS, dysautonomia, orthostatic intolerance, chronic illness, chronic dehydration, electrolyte routines, spoonie life, invisible illness, and the daily balancing act of keeping hydration somewhat stable. Styled like a game prompt with a sodium progress bar, it turns a very real chronic illness ritual into something useful, funny, and instantly recognizable.
The bottle itself is made from double-walled stainless steel and holds 17 oz / 500 ml, making it a practical companion for daily outings, desk setups, gaming sessions, doctor appointments, errands, hikes, commutes, and flare-day survival. It has a glossy finish, screw-on cap, vacuum flask construction, and an odorless, leak-proof cap. It keeps drinks hot or cold for up to 6 hours, so it works for water, electrolyte drinks, tea, or whatever beverage your body’s current patch notes demand.
This water bottle is part of Given the Conditions, a collection from the Emberosis world created by Onyxicca. Given the Conditions is also my newsletter, where I write about chronic illness, rest, resilience, adaptation, gaming, dark aesthetics, and continuing forward with real bodies under real conditions.
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Joining the Emberosis membership signs you up for the newsletter and gives you 10% off shop products, including designs from the Given the Conditions collection. It is especially worth joining if you want future discounts, collection updates, and writing connected to the chronic illness, disability, hydration, gaming, and dark humor themes behind these products.
Product details:
17 oz / 500 ml stainless steel bottle. Double-wall insulated vacuum flask. Glossy bowling-pin shape. Screw-on odorless and leak-proof cap. Keeps drinks hot or cold for up to 6 hours. Hand-wash only.
More details
- High-grade stainless steel
- 17 oz (500 ml)
- Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
- Vacuum flask
- Screw on
- Double-wall construction
- Bowling pin shape
- Glossy finish
- Odorless and leak-proof cap
- Insulated and suitable for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
- Hand-wash only
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Emberosis
- Email: contact@support.emberosis.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
Additional information: This product is made for adults. Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell. Hand-wash only. Meets the lead, cadmium, heavy metal, aromatic amines and BPA level requirements.2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
17 oz (500 ml)
Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
