You Died Stood Up Too Fast Shirt | POTS & Dysautonomia Humor Tee
Cause: stood up too fast.
Respawn available after sitting on the floor for 3 minutes.
A dark humor graphic tee for anyone whose body treats standing up like a boss fight.
This design is made for people who understand the sudden “nope” of standing too quickly, whether that comes from POTS, dysautonomia, orthostatic intolerance, chronic illness, low blood pressure moments, fainting spells, dizziness, chronic fatigue, invisible illness, or spoonie life. It uses a retro death-screen style with gothic red text, a tiny skull, and a respawn message that will feel painfully familiar to anyone who has ever had to sit on the floor and wait for their body to reload.
Perfect for chronically ill gamers, disabled gamers, dark humor lovers, spoonies, and anyone who has ever stood up with too much confidence and immediately regretted it.
Part of Between Battles, an Emberosis collection of darkly designed apparel, accessories, journals, and everyday tools for gamers, spoonies, chronically ill people, and anyone living life with real limits.
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https://BetweenBattles.com
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Wear it for gaming nights, doctor appointments, flare days, recovery days, low-energy errands, or any moment where your nervous system decides the floor is suddenly part of the questline.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Emberosis
- Email: contact@support.emberosis.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
You Died Stood Up Too Fast Shirt | POTS & Dysautonomia Humor Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
