Patch Notes Water Bottle | Chronic Illness & Spoonie Gamer Humor
Patch Notes V?.?
New symptoms, old symptoms, still no fixes, good luck.
A dark humor stainless steel water bottle for anyone whose body keeps receiving updates without useful bug fixes.
This design is made for people living with chronic illness, chronic pain, chronic fatigue, flare-ups, invisible illness, disability, spoonie life, POTS, dysautonomia, hypermobility, and unpredictable symptoms. The patch notes layout makes it especially fitting for chronically ill gamers, disabled gamers, software people, RPG fans, and anyone whose body feels like it is stuck in an unstable build.
This 17 oz / 500 ml insulated stainless steel bottle is useful for water, electrolyte drinks, tea, or any daily beverage you need close during appointments, errands, gaming sessions, recovery days, flare days, and workdays. It has a glossy finish, screw-on cap, vacuum flask construction, and an odorless, leak-proof cap. It keeps drinks hot or cold for up to 6 hours.
This water bottle is part of Given the Conditions, a collection from the Emberosis world created by Onyxicca. Given the Conditions is also my newsletter, where I write about chronic illness, rest, resilience, adaptation, gaming, dark aesthetics, and living meaningfully under real conditions.
Read the blog and join the newsletter here:
https://emberosis.com/pages/blog
Joining the Emberosis membership signs you up for the newsletter and gives you 10% off shop products, including designs from the Given the Conditions collection.
Product details:
High-grade stainless steel. 17 oz / 500 ml. Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ / 27 × 7 cm. Vacuum flask. Screw-on cap. Double-wall construction. Bowling pin shape. Glossy finish. Odorless and leak-proof cap. Keeps liquids hot or cold for up to 6 hours. Hand-wash only.
More details
- High-grade stainless steel
- 17 oz (500 ml)
- Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
- Vacuum flask
- Screw on
- Double-wall construction
- Bowling pin shape
- Glossy finish
- Odorless and leak-proof cap
- Insulated and suitable for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
- Hand-wash only
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Emberosis
- Email: contact@support.emberosis.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
Additional information: This product is made for adults. Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell. Hand-wash only. Meets the lead, cadmium, heavy metal, aromatic amines and BPA level requirements.2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
17 oz (500 ml)
Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
