My Diagnosis Came With Character Development Hoodie | Chronic Illness Zip Hoodie
My Diagnosis Came With Character Development. Zero stars, learned a lot.
A cozy full-zip hoodie for anyone whose diagnosis came with unwanted lessons, forced resilience, and a suspicious lack of refund options.
This back-print hoodie is made for people living with chronic illness, invisible illness, disability, chronic pain, chronic fatigue, endometriosis, POTS, dysautonomia, autoimmune issues, flare days, spoonie life, and long diagnosis journeys. The gothic text and rating-style design turn medical chaos into dark humor without making the experience look cute, easy, or inspirational on command.
The design is printed on the back of the hoodie, keeping the front clean while letting the statement land like a review your body absolutely earned.
This hoodie is part of Given the Conditions, a collection from the Emberosis world created by Onyxicca. Given the Conditions is also my newsletter, where I write about chronic illness, rest, resilience, adaptation, gaming, dark aesthetics, and living meaningfully under real conditions.
Read the blog and join the newsletter here:
https://emberosis.com/pages/blog
Joining the Emberosis membership signs you up for the newsletter and gives you 10% off shop products, including designs from the Given the Conditions collection.
Product details:
Cozy full-zip hoodie made with soft 3-end fleece and a relaxed fit. 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester. Midweight 8.3 oz fabric. Three-panel hood with fleece lining. Matching drawcord with metal eyelets and tipped ends. Auto-lock zipper. Front kangaroo pockets. Ribbed cuffs and waistband. Tear-away tag. Under 5% shrinkage.
More details
- 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
- Heather Grey is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
- Other heather colors are 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
- Midweight fabric (8.3 oz.)
- 3-end fleece
- Relaxed fit
- Side-seamed construction
- Three-panel hood with fleece lining
- Matching round drawcord with metal eyelets and tipped ends
- Zipper with auto-lock slider
- Front kangaroo pockets
- Double-needle topstitching on all seams
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband
- Twill neck tape
- Tear-away tag
- Under 5% shrinkage
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Emberosis
- Email: contact@support.emberosis.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
My Diagnosis Came With Character Development Hoodie | Chronic Illness Zip Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Chest | Body length |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
20
|
27
|
|
M
|
22
|
28
|
|
L
|
24
|
29
|
|
XL
|
26
|
30
|
|
2XL
|
28
|
31
|
|
3XL
|
30
|
32
|
