Body Physics Updated Without Consent Shirt | Chronic Illness Humor Gamer Tee
Body physics updated without consent.
Patch notes: joints less predictable, gravity impact increased, sleep damage enabled, stamina scaling reduced.
A dark humor graphic tee for anyone whose body seems to receive mysterious patch notes with absolutely no user approval.
This design is perfect for people living with chronic illness, chronic pain, hypermobility, connective tissue chaos, EDS-inspired struggles, flare days, fatigue, joint instability, invisible illness, and the general feeling that gravity has somehow become more aggressive over time. Styled like a game update notice, it turns real body nonsense into something funny, wearable, and painfully relatable.
It is especially fitting for disabled gamers, chronically ill gamers, spoonies, and anyone who has ever felt like their character stats were quietly nerfed overnight.
This shirt is part of Given the Conditions, a collection from the Emberosis world created by Onyxicca. Given the Conditions is also my newsletter, where I write about chronic illness, resilience, adaptation, rest, gaming, dark aesthetics, and continuing forward with real bodies under real conditions.
You can read the blog and join the newsletter here:
https://emberosis.com/pages/blog
Joining the Emberosis membership also signs you up for the newsletter and gives you 10% off shop products, including pieces from the Given the Conditions collection. It is a great option if you want future discounts, product updates, and writing connected to the themes and lived experience behind these designs.
Wear it for gaming sessions, doctor appointments, recovery days, flare days, physical therapy, low-energy errands, or any day your body seems to be running an update nobody asked for.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Emberosis
- Email: contact@support.emberosis.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Body Physics Updated Without Consent Shirt | Chronic Illness Humor Gamer Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
