My Build Has Tradeoffs Water Bottle | Chronic Illness & Disabled Gamer Humor
My build has tradeoffs.
Stamina -30, Pain RNG +20, Pattern Recognition +50, Dark Humor +99.
A dark humor stainless steel water bottle for anyone whose real-life build came with questionable stat distribution.
This design is made for people living with chronic illness, chronic pain, chronic fatigue, disability, invisible illness, neurodivergence, spoonie life, hypermobility, POTS, dysautonomia, and anyone who copes with their body’s strange mechanics through gamer humor. It is especially fitting for disabled gamers, chronically ill gamers, RPG fans, neurodivergent gamers, and anyone who knows their build is not broken, it just has very specific tradeoffs.
This 17 oz / 500 ml insulated stainless steel bottle is useful for water, electrolyte drinks, tea, or any daily beverage you want nearby for gaming, errands, appointments, recovery days, workdays, and low-energy days. It has a glossy finish, screw-on cap, vacuum flask construction, and an odorless, leak-proof cap. It keeps drinks hot or cold for up to 6 hours.
This water bottle is part of Given the Conditions, a collection from the Emberosis world created by Onyxicca. Given the Conditions is also my newsletter, where I write about chronic illness, rest, resilience, adaptation, gaming, dark aesthetics, and living meaningfully under real conditions.
Read the blog and join the newsletter here:
https://emberosis.com/pages/blog
Joining the Emberosis membership signs you up for the newsletter and gives you 10% off shop products, including designs from the Given the Conditions collection.
Product details:
High-grade stainless steel. 17 oz / 500 ml. Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ / 27 × 7 cm. Vacuum flask. Screw-on cap. Double-wall construction. Bowling pin shape. Glossy finish. Odorless and leak-proof cap. Keeps liquids hot or cold for up to 6 hours. Hand-wash only.
More details
- High-grade stainless steel
- 17 oz (500 ml)
- Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
- Vacuum flask
- Screw on
- Double-wall construction
- Bowling pin shape
- Glossy finish
- Odorless and leak-proof cap
- Insulated and suitable for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
- Hand-wash only
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Emberosis
- Email: contact@support.emberosis.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
Additional information: This product is made for adults. Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell. Hand-wash only. Meets the lead, cadmium, heavy metal, aromatic amines and BPA level requirements.2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
17 oz (500 ml)
Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
