Title: You Died Stood Up Too Fast Zip Hoodie | POTS Dysautonomia Gamer Humor Hoodie

A cozy zip hoodie for the “stood up too fast and saw the loading screen” crowd.

This hoodie features a small red skull on the front and a larger “You Died” game-style death screen on the back, with the cause listed as: stood up too fast. It is dark, funny, and painfully specific in the way only chronic illness humor can be.

Made for people with POTS, dysautonomia, orthostatic intolerance, fainting spells, dizziness, chronic fatigue, invisible illness, low blood pressure moments, and bodies that sometimes turn standing into a whole combat encounter.

The front keeps things subtle with a small pixel skull near the chest. The back gives the full message: “You Died. Cause: stood up too fast. Respawn available after sitting on the floor for 3 minutes.”

Perfect for chronically ill gamers, disabled gamers, spoonies, dark humor lovers, and anyone who has ever needed a dramatic floor-sit after attempting the dangerous quest known as “getting up.”

Why you might like it:

• Small red skull on the front
• Large “You Died” design on the back
• Gamer-inspired chronic illness humor
• Great for POTS, dysautonomia, dizziness, fatigue, and invisible illness awareness
• Cozy full-zip style for layering on hard body days
• Part of Between Battles, an Emberosis collection for real bodies with real limits

Care instructions:
Follow the care instructions provided with your hoodie to help preserve the print, fleece, and fit.

Part of Between Battles, an Emberosis collection of darkly designed apparel, accessories, journals, and everyday tools for gamers, spoonies, chronically ill people, and anyone living life with real limits.

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https://betweenbattles.com/ 

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