Calibration Required After Sleeping Mug | Chronic Pain & Spoonie Humor Cup
Calibration required after sleeping. Please allow 1–3 hours for full system boot.
A dark humor mug for anyone who does not simply wake up, but slowly reboots.
This design is perfect for people living with chronic pain, chronic illness, fatigue, morning stiffness, invisible illness, spoonie life, disability, sleep issues, or anyone whose body requires a full calibration period before becoming even remotely functional. The system-boot style design makes it especially fitting for chronically ill gamers, disabled gamers, tired creatives, and people who need their morning drink before attempting human interaction.
The design is printed on both sides of the mug, making it visible from either direction. Perfect for coffee, tea, electrolyte drinks, warm comfort beverages, desk setups, gaming sessions, recovery mornings, and slow-start days.
This mug is part of Given the Conditions, a collection from the Emberosis world created by Onyxicca. Given the Conditions is also my newsletter, where I write about chronic illness, rest, resilience, adaptation, gaming, dark aesthetics, and living meaningfully under real conditions.
Read the blog and join the newsletter here:
https://emberosis.com/pages/blog
Joining the Emberosis membership signs you up for the newsletter and gives you 10% off shop products, including designs from the Given the Conditions collection.
More details
- Ceramic
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.27″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Emberosis
- Email: contact@support.emberosis.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Don't heat liquids or food directly in the mug—it can damage the coating. Meets the lead 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
11 oz
- Height: 3.79″ (9.6 cm)
- Diameter: 3.27″ (8.3 cm)
15 oz
- Height: 4.69″ (11.9cm)
- Diameter: 3.35″ (8.5cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
